Belgium: Those dirty chocolate making, stuck up Europeans with a flare for hate are poisoning our sweet and innocent American citizens. Belgium has a chip on its shoulders and a grudge against America due to our powerhouse status among other countries. Belgium has always been a small little country with very little respect, now however they are making their move to replace America as the worlds most feared and respected super power. How are they going to do this you ask? Well they sure don't have the military strength, so Belgium officials have concocted a plan to slowly kill off Americans from the inside using no physical force: Chocolate. A Belgium ex-patriot who was part of the initial chocolate-tainting-operation (code named Brown Death) has defected from Belgium after his American wife conviced him that life across the pond was more fun and eventful. He has made contact with local law enforcement and has revealed the devious Belgium plot. Top ranking Belgium officials have partnered with all of the major chocolate producers in the country and have instructed them to inject any and all chocolate bound for the states with deadly arsenic. There have already been a dozen chocolate related fatalities and officials are now deciding that military force is necessary to stop the plague.
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